I really like those Black and White movies where no one speaks Inter racial porn.

Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing? A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.

What does a sheep in denial say? Nahhhh

The Presidential Debate We don’t know if Hillary is telling the truth, and we’re hoping Trump isn’t

Doctors have confirmed that masturbation is life threatening Many men have died after having a stroke

A clown at the circus got tomato thrown at him from the audience, he turns and says HAY, THATS NOT FUNNY

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!

True: If you don’t eat a whole basket of tortilla chips before your entree arrives in a Mexican restaurant it means you don’t love your mom.

Nsfw Whats the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? The zit waits untill you’re 12 to come onto your face.

A Midget Walked Past Me On The Sidewalk Today Wearing A Shirt That Said “I Hate Black People” …I thought to myself “Well damn- thats a little racist.