Political Joke The Economy

Why don’t you want your nose to be 12 inches long? because then it would be a foot!

Islam is a race. Because it’s inbreeds fucking each other.

When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he’s standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

I see you’ve got your bill for using the Internet Yes and my dad’s really going to get the hump!

“Oh you just put lotion on? You’re not going anywhere.” – Doorknob

A programmer began to cuss Because getting to sleep was a fuss. When laying in her bed Looping round in her head Was: while (!asleep()): sheep++;

Why does little sally have a limp? SHE WENT TO JARED!

Dad and son A son asks his father “Why does my bum hurt” while the father replies “Because I love you son”

Why do Canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game.