What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty? Mutton Looter King

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory? Two test tickles

What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off!

What’s a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !

A piece of shit walks into a bar It’s my dad… My dad is a piece of shit.

I went in to hospital for an operation… I asked the anaesthetist if I could administer the needle myself, and he said: “Sure, knock yourself out”.

What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off.

Gentlemen test At least most tests have the decency to ask me my name, before they fuck me.

Right now a group of women at a baby shower are simultaneously saying, “Awwww…” while some knocked up chick holds up a tiny pair of socks.

You’re shoes are untied! April fools! Got ya!!