Why are hillbilly murders hard to solve Because they all share the same DNA

What’s an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he’s talking to you instead of his own.

Coworker: Stop Me: collaborate and listen Coworker: Don’t Me: you forget about me Coworker: Hey! Me: teacher, leave them kids alone

What did the gay guy say to his lover when they were going on vacation? “Hey, can you help me pack my shit?”

Why can’t a bike stand on it’s own? Because it is two tired.

My black cat just ate my four leaf clover. That can’t be good…….

Breaking Bad is my favorite documentary about what it takes to be an entrepreneur while balancing family life.

Does a cow give milk? No, they have to take it from her

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

A triangle exploded and a piece hit me. It was a 60-debris angle.