1,3,7,9 Were murdered last night What are the odds of that happening?

What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can’t jelly my dick down your moms throat!

People always ask me why I quit my job as a can crusher… Well it was just soda-pressing!

If I hold one moth ball in my right hand and another moth ball in my left, what do I have? A bloody big moth!

So I know this guy who is addicted to brake fluid… He says he can stop anytime.

what do you call a feminist who loves to swallow? a semenist

A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the other one.

My doctor made me do a urine test for fun. It was a piss-take.

Do you wanna know how to confuse a gay person? 7 … It’s a sign, you`re confused aren’t you.

A man is talking to his friend who has recently been diagnosed with cancer Not knowing what to say he awkwardly asks him “how’s the cancer?” He replies “I dunno it’s kinda growing on me”