What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company? Pack-it-stan

Why didn’t the Orange want to be eaten? Because he wasn’t feeling appealing.

Why can’t Asian couples have a caucasian child? Because two wongs don’t make a white.

They should call Jupiter JEWpiter Because its a gas planet.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can / super speed, giant leap / crawls in your mouth when you’re asleep

What side of the American flag are the stars on? Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

A teacher and the students Teacher: What does the chicken give you? Students: eggs! Teacher: What does the pig give you? Students: bacon! Teacher: What does the cow give you? Students: homework!

I felt sad when my girlfriend wouldn’t reply to my emails I guess that was the point of no return

The only B word you should ever call a woman is beautiful Bitches love being called beautiful

Confucius says… It is good to meet girl in park but BETTER to park meat in girl