A guy sees an Indian in a port-a-poty The guy asks how long he has been down there. The Indian responds, “Many a moon”

What does your mom and Pac-man have in common? She eats balls all day. WOKA WOKA WOKA WOKA!!!!!

What do you call a Jewish stoner with Downs Syndrome? A twice baked potato

It’s cute to think of a nun saving up her nun allowance and then buying a cross or extra bible or something.

How many dead babies, does it take to change a lightbulb? …not 7, because it’s still dark in my basement

What did the zoo employee say to the big cat? “Why you always lion?”

Why do people carry umbrellas? Because umbrellas cant walk.

I’m not sure how I can prove it, but I think I’m actually more stupid since joining Twitter…

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals? “2p or not 2p, that is the question.”

What does the Alt-Right drink? White whine.