The only times I go for a jog is when there’s a cute guy in front of me or a creepy guy behind me.

Why are pirates good at singing? They have great hARRRmony. I’m sorry.

A scientific joke Q: Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements? A: Because if you can’t Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

Dear ladies, if you want to have more free time and have fun on the weekends, teach your men fishing!

Your greatness is measured by the font-size of your obituary.

i got complimented on my driving earlier they left a note on the car saying parking fine

I have a Taiwanese friend who is is incredibly rude and bossy He has a strong Taipei personality

We are so fortunate not to live in China,,, they have to hide their posts in cookies.

If loving copies is wrong, I don’t want to be copyright.

humer why do squirrels swim on their backs???? To keep their nuts dry!