Why do gay men have good fashion sense? Because of all the time they spent in the closet

Made a cool logo for /r/jokes Ya like it ?

“Let’s blast some Jack Johnson and call each other Broseph and dump our girlfriends with a text.” -Dudes who wear salmon colored jean shorts

If your Polly wants a cracker, he’s a white supremacist

Indian Brothers & Sisters: You know all those awful things Columbus did to the Native Americans? Just remember…HE WAS LOOKING FOR US

One step forward for cancer research, two steps back for women getting men to go down on them. Thanks, Michael Douglas

I’m not excel-ent in my job but at least .. I know my sheet.

Scientists have discovered secret of infinite electric pover… … – a generator without ‘Turn off’ button.

I asked my Grandfather what it’s like to have Alzheimer’s. He stared blankly at me as he no longer remembers any of his family members or how to construct sentences.

Where’s Finnick? Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.