You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles…. But at least they drive slowly past schools

speak, three languages you are trilingual, two, bi-lingual, what do they call you if you only speak one language? American

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him? He mooved

Bacon and eggs walk into a bar and order a beer The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast”

My friend got hired at a dildo factory He got fired the very next day for sitting on the job

It’s so annoying when you love someone and want to spend the rest of your life with them and they don’t accept your friend request.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team? Cause she ran away from the ball

I hope you like double meat, because Putin is about to go HAM on Turkey

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn’t matter. No matter how many feminists there are, they can’t change anything. Source: a friend

Went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and I only spent $9,000.00