I need help I’ve spent every waking moment of this year browsing reddit

Not having any friends means I’m always the pretty one.

Cry Baby – by Liza Weeping

BLONDE ALE Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? This change’ll be fantastic. It’ll be great. You won’t believe how great this change will be.

Every time I glue uncooked pasta together, a macaroni angel gets its wings.

what does the Jewish pedophile say to an elementary school kid? Hey kid, want to buy some candy?

My son is 2,000 years old and still lives with His parents. #loser

Why are all black people scared of sleeping? ‘Cause one had a dream, and he died.

What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck! Ha ha!