What does a Stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work? She drops him off at band practice.

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common? Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

What’s the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks.

NSFW. What do you call a starving Kenyan child in the desert Nobody really cares.

What do you call a computer that sings? A-Dell.

What do you call a very smart glass of lemonade that is gay? A homo-genius mixture

If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom what do you have? A very large bedroom.

I went camping in the snow. As the snow melted, water leaked in. It was the winter of my discount tent.

It’s eating disorder awareness week and they’re selling t shirts for charity They only carry x-smalls.

Were you born on Highway 22? Because I heard alot of accidents happened there.