I hurt my foot the other day. My heel can’t support any weight. But I haven’t got to see a doctor yet. I’m just tiptoeing around the issue.

I didn’t see you at the camouflage competition private. “THANK YOU, SIR”

My husband hits me whenever I tell a joke. He doesn’t strike me as the funny type.

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son?? Jose

Every since my Grandma discovered Netflix she’s been calling me w/ suggestions like “ok write this down, it’s called Friends, F-R-I-E-…..”

Did you head about the rabbi who only drank lemonade? He’s an acidic Jew….

Conjunctivitis.com… “Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes” – A Tim Vine joke, just thought I’d share.

Why did the black boy fall off his bike? He didn’t. He fell off your bike.

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player? He kept trying to tune her G string.

Cerebral palsy It’s the thinkin man’s palsy