I heard they are remaking Luke’s starfighter group with 25% black pilots… They’re calling it Rogue Quadroon.

why do they put gates around a graveyard? Because people are dying to get in

*tries to play a skeletons ribs like a xylophone* SKELETON: you cant…it’s not- this is a mischaracterization perpetuated by the media

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky? A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous… A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

I get jealous over the little stuff… Why? Because we started out doing that “little stuff”..

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

How do we know that deer are stupid… …and not just *really* suicidal?

what did my sperm get for easter? an egg hunt!

Are you impulsive? Think about it

In a hurry? I’ll tell you a joke about my penis. It’s short.