I hope one day to be dating a moderator from /r/jokes… Everything is long from their point of view!!

I call my kettle Jim Carey, because it brews-all-my-tea.

Facebook is not all about likes and shares. . . Like and share if you agree.

Why were the Native Americans in America before us? They had reservations.

My grandma won the local grocery store’s anual dance competition. She didn’t miss a beet.

I had a dream I was completely weightless… I was like… 0mg!

Italian wedding invitation , 2 D wedding Rosa Mr .

Contrary to obvious physics, you can’t attach a ceiling fan to your back and fly away like a helicopter.

Ever since Crystal signed my yearbook in 4th grade, all of my summers have been rad and I haven’t changed, just like she asked.

Believing that you are popular or “famous” on twitter… …is like believing you are rich because you won a game of Monopoly.