Stop advertising your relationship on Facebook not everyone wants to see you happy.

Why did the lion get lost? Cos jungle is massive.

Who can make six figures a year and still be poor? A toy builder.

Funny and strange video

What’s the difference between a dog and your best friend? The dog doesn’t fuck your wife and walk the house in your robe

A fisherman was trying to learn the alphabet… he got lost at C

Finally figured out the reason why l look so bad in pictures. It’s my face.

This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

What’s the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza can have ham and cheese together.

Two Police officers. Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says: “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we’ve ever gotten to an accident site.”