You’re not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU’RE RICH

What is the difference between Black men and white men? Black men can’t fuck “Alexis Texas”

Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

I have a bumper sticker that says “Honk if you think I’m sexy!” Then I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself!

What do you call a long line at a cookout? A barbequeue.

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Abe ! Abe who ? Abe C D E F G H… !

When it comes to telling a joke, opportunity Knock Knocks. #jokes

Two fish were in a tank. One looks to the other and says, do you know how to drive this? Now, two sharks were in a tank. One looks to the other and says, I don’t think that’s enough equity.

How long do I have to lay on the couch in the same position before I can call it “yoga”?

Do you know what a pirate’s favorite letter is? Most people think its “R” but it’s really the “C.”