Why do gay guys use ribbed condoms? Better traction in the mud.

People tell me filling animals with helium is bad.. But i say whatever floats your goat.

Did you know Helen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What does a duck like to have for breakfast? Quacker Oats

How do you kill 100 flies? Smack an Ethiopian kid in the face.

Kim Jong Un North Korea the ? Because !

what’s the difference between an elephant and a sicilian grandmother? the black dress

I want to open a donut shop called Hole Foods.

I once went to a Japanese Tea ceremony… It was steeped in tradition.

What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup? Erdogone