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“If you started at 16 and work until you’re 23. That would give you 10 years of experience.” Back to school for you My friend!

I get about your body being a temple but… right now I wanna turn mine into a bouncy castle, it sounds more like fun. I’m all about fun.

Why do ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies.

Q: When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other? A: There are more ducks on that side.

Why does the US love Israel so much? Because is a raeli good country

I’d like people more if they were kittens instead.

My penis is a gentleman … It stands up so ladies have a place to sit down.

I heard Bernie Sanders lost a delegate to the millionaire in a coin toss. The difference was a Quarter of 1%.

I wonder if Buzz and woody had ever met Andy’s mom’s toys. They probably have the same names