Welcome to the Plastic Surgery Addiction Clinic I can see a lot of new faces here tonight, and I’ve gotta say, I’m pretty dissapointed.

“My what big teeth you have! Also you’re grey and furry and clearly a wolf… I’m not retarded.”

I bet Islamic women have a hard time tagging their girlfriends on Facebook.

I’ve started going to AA (Illiterates Anonymous)

Golf Vs Women Why don’t women play golf? Because they suck at driving.

It’s leaked that Caitlyn Jenner is winning the “woman of the year” award. Oh so now they’re implying that men are better at being women than women are.

And then God said, “Let there be Black Friday.” and he saw that it was a terrible idea but it was too late cuz people were already in line.

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly? A herrocopter

I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea… He says he can’t complain.

War crimes, helium balloons, sphincter control; just some of the things “Let it Go” doesn’t apply to.