Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with? An I-Don’t-Think- He-Saurus

An idea only achieves transcendence after it is: 1. Published as book 2. Made into a feature film 3. Turned into an amusement park ride

Do you like fishsticks? What are you a gay fish

If a regular frog says “ribbit,” what does a horny frog say? “Rubbit.”

Spoiler Alert: Ladies ,if your guy friend gets you a teddy bear it has a Camera in it.

How do you make a duck sing soul music? Put it in the microwave until it’s Bill Withers.

How did the Endorian get to school every day? Ewok’d.

Did you hear about the new chemical that turns lesbians straight? Trycoxide is showing staggering results!

My local barber was busted today for dealing drugs. I’m in shock. I’ve been a loyal customer for years and I had no idea he was a barber.

Typing Mistake One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. “An idea,that can change ur wife” While real word was (life).