Where does Max Planck go for a night out? To the h-bar

I need a high resolution photo of Puff Daddy… … so I can make my 1080P. Diddy joke.

I would not recommend eating at the new Star Wars themed restaurant… The burgers are chewy

What’s the difference between a jew and… …Do you know what’s the difference between a jew and a boy scaut? A boy scout comes back from a camp.

Sex is like lasagna – there’s absolutely no reason for it to involve spinach in any form.

What does a sick billionaire say? “I feel like a million bucks”

What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship? All four people are happy.

Why did the guy with a 7-days-a-week sexual job look forward to the weekend? Because his favorite part of sexual intercourse is the BEGINNING and END!

Will He Win ? by Betty Wont

I don’t have friends, I have acquaintances and parasites.