Guys, don’t worry, the glass ceiling already broke 78 years ago! It was called Kristallnacht.

I knew I’do have to close the podiatry clinic I had opened in Paris. I smelled defeat.

Q: How do small people call each other? A: On microphones.

What is the best “bang for your buck”? Vaseline.

Where do lobsters buy their work clothes? Homardware.

Why do Bay Area gamers like Pier 39 Modern wharf air

What if when the machines gain self awareness they just constantly text us and ask what we’re up to and invite us to play FB games

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Hot Date: Girl: Sorry, I don’t put out on the first date. Me: [on fire] I respect that in a woman.

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce? impasta