Sausages or….. Salsa Jizz

he’s not all bad: after an 12 hour shift at a local food kitchen, mayor Rob Ford selflessly turned down a hot meal. “I’ve got more than enough to eat at home”

Wish the trash would take me out for once.

[NSFW] Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess snails make?

When I first got my student loans, I thought they were great. Now, they’re outstanding!

I hate being bipolar. It’s fucking awesome.

A rhyme which is neither Hickory nor Dickory Hungary Dungaree Duck That fowl sure loves to fuck just like his feathers his zipper is down Hungary Dungaree Duck

good jokes here http://iteslj.org/c/jokes-short.html

Atoms are what make us all Matter:)

What’s the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza? “A large pizza can feed a family of four”