Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

in your head, in your heaaaaaad Harambe, Harambe

Want to hear a good physics pun? It’s relatively funny.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet? It’s pasteurised before you can see it!

The problem with today’s children is that today’s grown-ups are idiots.

Chocolate Rain + Rickrolling = death by Youtube

What do you call an underwater restaurant that serves cured meats to sharks? A Sharc-eatery

What do you call a black man camping? Criminal intent

How does a girl in West Virginia know when her mama is on the rag? Her daddy’s dick tastes funny

I thought about marrying my mom… but Oedipus wrecked it for me.