What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep? …banned from the petting zoo…

Bad luck, Atheists named Christian.

So the suicide hotline is only for prevention and not for nominating people who should kill themselves. Sucks. I made a list and everything.

A cowboy walks into a German car dealership and says “Audi, pardner.”

A joke What do you go a place where cows go eat lunch ? A Calvefateria

Why can’t seagulls fly over the bay? Cuz then they’d be baygulls.

Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment.

What famous chiropodist ruled England ? William the Corn-cutter!

What’s a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!

Google Moon is NOT what I thought it would be. *pulls up pants