How do you piss off horny redditors in nsfw? [deleted]

This Christmas… This Christmas, Donald Trump’s hair becomes sentient and nukes canada. Only one Democratic Socialist can prevent a total World War. Bernie Sanders stars… in HELL TOUPEE

A vegan in the woods. If a vegan is alone in the woods with nobody to tell, are they still a vegan?

A religious family member literally said “Spongebob goes too far sometimes” and I can not stop laughing.

My biggest fear is getting a 200 page email that ends with “Thoughts?”

If you ever hear me say that I missed you it’s only because I have bad aim.

What elements make up life? Lithium and Iron

What’s the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist? A bomb vest does something when it’s triggered.

My girlfriend started smoking… …so I slowed down and applied lubricant.

Why are Indian the best in bed? They always come late.