Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears? He’s got his left ear, his right ear…and the final front ear.

Most effective way to remember your wife’s Birthday Question : What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s Birthday? Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. 😀

What is the most common blood type among pessimists? B Negative.

What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak? February 14th.

By a show of Hans, how many of you are German?

My cat is stuck in a Cheeto bag and I’m really pissed that I didn’t think of that first.

What does an accountant call a friend’s birthday party? (x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

Have you heard about the humble farmer? He’s a grower, not a shower.

[Computer Games] Enemy: Where have you learned aiming? Response: In programming course.

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