Why was the gangster sick after going to west Africa? He got eballa

If we are talking and I reach up and slowly turn my bear suit head around backward, our conversation is over.

Race jokes are NEVER okay! Unless it’s between a tortoise and a hare. 🙂

Do you know what they say about the guy that invented life savers? He sure made a mint.

Just been watching the Olympic ladies beach volleyball and there’s already been a wrist injury. But I should be okay by Monday.

What causes dimples? Its how many times your dad poked you in the face when he was fucking your mom when she was pregnant with you

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig? Sarah Jessica Porker

Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth.

Did you hear about that guy who said ‘that’s’ like ‘dat’s’? Instead of saying that’s mine, he said dat’s mine.

You call it armed robbery, I call it people giving me gifts to celebrate my new gun!