What is the difference between an egg and a redditor? Eggs get laid at least once.

Marriage is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.

What are your go to jokes? I was at an event the other day and someone asked “So… anyone know any jokes?” What’s everyone’s “go to” joke in social situations?

ME: I can’t come in to work. My grandma died BOSS: your grandma has died 4 times this year ME: yeah she’s a cat

A peephole was found drilled into the wall of a women’s locker room in a gym in Manhattan. ………..The police are looking into it.

*empties an ice cube tray in the Arctic* “You’re free now.”

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant? Here teacher said to go home and do her “essay”.

Dr. Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it? **Doctor.** Doctor who? **YES**

Music is like candy Just throw out the wrappers.

What does Vin Diesel call “pin the tail on the donkey”? Fasten the furry ass.