Short Jokes
Why would Donald Trump make a great addition to The Walking Dead? All he wants to do is build a wall.
Why would Donald Trump make a great addition to The Walking Dead? All he wants to do is build a wall.
What happens to superficial people when they die? They end up in a shallow grave.
The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing.
Please do not compare your dog problems to parenting. Your dog cannot say your name 3,258 times in a day.
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can’t hear an enzyme. Courtesy of u/AVeryHappyCamper
Crime does not pay – unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
I was in the mall the other day, and suddenly I found myself on the top floor “Boy”, I thought to myself, “that sure escalated quickly”
A 6-month wait when filing for divorce, but only a 15-day wait when buying a gun. I think the solution for relationship problems is clear.
Why is Rengar so OP? Because E: Bola Strike.
My anti bacterial hand wash promises to kill germs & moisturise at the same time. Such violence & nurturing from the one product.