A dyslexic man… Walks into a bra.

So you like limericks, huh? On the Breast of a woman named Gale was tattooed the price of her tail and on her behind for the sake of the blind was the same information in braile.

“Please stop misquoting me on Twitter,” said my boss. “It makes me sad because I am a large baby with a stupid haircut”

A black person and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The cop

I’m a proud member of DAM: Mothers Against Dyslexia.

“I sound nothing like that when I cry.” -doves

I wish someone would challenge me so I could help raise awareness for ice buckets.

I came across a lost kid in my neighborhood the other day Now I have to register everywhere I live and put a sign in my yard 🙁

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything. – Danny DeVito from Inside the Actor’s Studio

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school? A flat minor.