what do you call a clan of barbarians you cant see? invisigoths

What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? About tennish

How many redditors does it take to repost a joke? About four.

I bet when humans 1st learned to eat there were a lot of mishaps. “Just tried the sand, Betty, probably a 2 out of 10. Don’t eat the sand.”

10% luck… 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain 100% reason to remember *the game.*

Worried that one day pillows will take over and start making forts out of us.

TIFU trying to have sex and it went horribly wrong. 1 simple trick to make it to reddits front page.

Congratulations on being the kind of person who corrects the grammar of others, unsolicited. You’re the Microsoft Word Paperclip.

This is getting ridiculous. At what point does a newborn learn to change their own diaper?

I’m should probably update everyone who wrote “Have a great summer!” in my high school yearbook. It was okay.