Why didn’t the leopard go on vacation? It couldn’t find the right spot.

I never give money to those Salvation Army people because I know they’re just gonna spend it on more bells.

Why did Einstein marry his cousin? It’s all relative.

Have you heard of the John Denver omelet? It’s just like a regular Denver omelet, but it’s served upside down in seawater.

At first I was reluctant to fix my broken fence… but then I just had to repost.

Bad joke Look in the mirror and see the biggest joke ever… that’s what my mom said

Best asian joke Im writing a speech for best friend’s 21st He is Asian Points for immaturity and vulgarity Must be short HELP ME R/JOKES!! Thanks!!

From school to work, I’ve spent the majority of my life staring out a window, waiting to leave.

What does an Alabama prostitute give her family? A discount!

Them: Pleasure to meet you. Me: Give it time.