What did the german child get for Christmas A mini bake oven

Why did the hooker get a vagina implanted on her hip? She wanted to make some money on the side.

Met a contortionist, said, “When you wanna get sexual?” She said, “However I fit in your schedule. I’m flexible.”

I tired playing soccer But I couldn’t get a kick out of it.

Never trust a married guys opinion of who’s hot. It’s like asking a starving guy what food tastes good.

Your mama so FAT32 She always takes 4096 bytes

Statistically, you’re more likely to be killed, raped or robbed by a black person than other races. This isn’t really funny, it’s a PSA.

Guess who’s the central character in the next Aliens movie … Ripley, believe it or not!

Knock knock… *Who’s there?* Dwain. *Dwain who?* Dwain the bathtub I’m dwowning!

In the jungle, the mighty jungle. Cecil sleeps forever.