What’s Fermat’s favorite topic in Mathematics aside from his theorem? Fermatation.

REAL math joke At a party vectors V and W see vector V+W poking in his head and asking: “Can I join?”. “Yeah.”, V and W reply; “It’s a closed party…”

“It says here that diarrhea is hereditary…” It runs in your jeans Credit: @chillblinton

Did you hear about the magic tractor? It was going down the road and turned into a field.

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store? They would steal all the boos.

“Hi mom, don’t worry but I’m in the hospital.” “Heinz, stop calling me like that. You are now a doctor since 8 years.”

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy? I’ll let you know when I find out…

I’m using an old Indian trick in order to wake myself up early: Eating several large curries right before bed.

How do you make a dog meow? Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

“You should only have to tell them once” – People with no children