Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish But Hitler made 6 million Jews toast

Why did the chicken run out into traffic? To get to the other side.

What’s the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits for a boy to be 14 before it comes on his face

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast? A cup of Joe.

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China? He found a chink in it.

Don’t call it a comeback.. .. It’s mostly in your hair.

A: My dog had a nose surgery – B: How does he smell? A: Terrible!

Dog and a Candy Bar How is a dog before he goes into the vet like a Snickers, and after he comes out of the vet like a Milky Way? They are both the same, just without the nuts.

What do you call a smart Blonde? A Golden Retriever

A Roman walks into a bar… and holds up two fingers and says “I’ll have five beers please.”