Bono played a prank on me yesterday and I wasn’t happy. He really pushed me over The Edge.

How do the Sith ascend? Elevaders

People think stage diving is dangerous, but not me. Because humans are made out of 95% water. So the audience is 5% away from being a pool.

. No Shoes No Shirt No Problem Welcome To Walmart.

Not to sound like a total jock but who won baseball this month?

If you told me 100% of serial killers were “morning people” I’d believe you.

Why did the Fonz have red eyes? Because he had **AYYY** fever!

Sometimes you have to forget what you want & remember what you deserve.

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What did one boob say to the other boob Hey man, if we don’t get some support soon they’re gonna think we’re nuts!