[fixing your car stereo] Ah here’s the problem [ejects Pitbull CD]

Why Didn’t The Skeleton Go To The Party? Because he had no body to go with

Donald Trump is cancelling the Dawn Of Justice movie He’s doing it since one of the main characters, Superman, is an illegal alien.

Want to hear a joke about the Nazis? Not Reich now.

Teachers at the pre-school ask why I’m in a good mood in the morning… I’m like, “Duh…did you not see me just leave my kids with you?”

Making light humour Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model? The fluorescent lamp wouldn’t hurt a fly.

After failing my first 2 exams, I just got an A on my third Anatomy exam… the answers were inside me the entire time

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves? Jingle Fett

Do they make special shoes for gingers with no soles?

Why did Toby rape a girl? He couldn’t Turner on