“Challlaaaaaah” -hip hop rabbi

What does the sterile man say when asked if he’s gonna get neutered? Vas the deferens?

Ebola Fun Fact Before the internet was invented Ebola was just known as Bola wakka wakka

Subway is definitely the healthiest fast food available because they make you get out of the car.

Tried to make a video seductively licking the frosting from an Oreo, but got excited and ate the whole thing. Twenty times.

What kind of money do religious businesses make? Prophet.

People who spend their lives complaining how other people are doing nothing productive for society are doing nothing productive for society.

What kind of car does George W. Bush drive? Porsche 9-11

How to live forever? Hire a project manager to plan your death.

I’m Thirsty! Hey Thirsty, I’m Friday. Wanna go out on Saturday for a Sunday? ^I’m^sorry