I should clean mirrors for a living. It’s a profession I see myself in.

What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !

Great news teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what’s so great about that? It’s snowing outside!

Mom filled up the refrigerator … we could say that it had a pretty productive day.

What is a castrated male’s favorite operating system? Unix.

“bowl of chips” 9 out of 10 voices in my head are telling me that I am too fat. The last one is calmly preparing a bowl of chips.

What the corniest part of a corn field? The corner.

Roses are red… Violets are glorious. I wouldn’t surprise Oscar Pistorius.

It’s an unwritten rule in girls’ soccer that each team must have at least one Katie on the field at all times.

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous I see a lot of new faces here and I’m very disappointed.