Why don’t mathematicians build bridges? Because they’ll never be perfect.

Statistics humour The median and the mode walked into a bar. The bartender asks, “Where’s your other friend”. The median says, “We don’t like him anymore. He’s mean.”

What would reunite the Beatles? 2 more bullets

Why did Ms. Frizzle get fired from teaching Sex Ed? She told the class to take chances, make mistakes, and get messy.

Rules of fighting: 1) Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don’t bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

How do you measure a milf? themommeter

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What’s the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler? The pool doesn’t scream when you go in dry.

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg? Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

don’t smoke pots because they are made of clay and can burn your tongue