I’ve always wanted to be a comic book artist… I’m really drawn to it.

What did the bed say to the sleepy man? “I want you inside me”

What is the difference between a camera and a sock? One holds photos The other holds five

Today is Steve Irwin day… Good ol’ Steve, he even died with animals in his heart.

add “boobs” to a famous film name 47 boobs. got it?

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law? A Small Medium at Large

shout out to camera phones not being invented until well after my glo-stick period

Reading that some butterflies avoid sex by closing their wings to males. The slutty ones get tattoos on the smalls of their backs

Most disgusting joke I know … [NSFW] So, I was eating out my girlfriend when all of a sudden I tasted horse sperm. I couldn’t help but shout out “aha grandmother, so that’s how you died!”.

I’m 30 years old and I’ve watched Frozen 18 times this week… For those of you out there thinking about having unprotected sex tonight…