What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler! ^^^… ^^^I ^^^know, ^^^I ^^^know, ^^^/r/dadjokes ^^^is ^^^thataway

What do you call a Magician’s dog? A Labracadabrador.

i never understood why we had to blow on the nintendo cartridge before eating it

What do the English and Welsh have in common? Kids are their definition of a good time.

DATE: so what kind of writing do you do? ME: um, cursive, regular… DATE: no I mean- ME: actually I can’t do cursive :/

Why did the guy take his time setting up a premature ejaculation support group? He didn’t want to go off half cocked.

You never really see how toxic someone is until you breathe fresher air.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Dont worry , he’s all right now.

When someone has Taken your car who should you call? Liam Nissan

A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built? Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that? Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn’t built in a day!