Last night I dreamed of a color I had never seen before. It was a pigment of my imagination.

My friend had a bad experience with ice once He told me he was traumiticed

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off? The hip replacement guy. /dad

Why was the laser sad? All his gas is Argon.

You can’t threaten me with Work when I came to Work.

[Giraffes at gym] “What do you want to work on today?” Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. “So…neck day again” You bet

Why do lesbians prefer going to Sports Authority? They don’t like Dicks…

Why wouldn’t the two tampons speak to each other? Because they were both stuck-up cunts.

What’s your blud type bob? Typo

I just discovered the opposite of an orgasm. It was such an anti climax.