I was at a hockey game yesterday and I came up with this horrible joke. Why are women bad luck at hockey games? Because they never have good periods.

What is hillybillys fantasy?! S&M . . . . .. Sister and Mother.

Did you hear the one about the dog with no limbs named joint? Every morning his owner would take him out for a drag

Dear Cereal Makers, Exactly how tall do you think kitchen cabinets shelves are?

5+5=6 -5+6=-12 10+10=200 no joke

Question about The Catcher in the Rye In chapter 5, I didn’t understand why the bus driver made Caulfield get rid of his snowball. He was just…Holden it.

What website do southerns use to research their family tree? Incestry.com

What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? Dam.

My friend’s bakery burned down last night. I think his business is toast.

Every day, there’s a kid coming to my store looking for trouble… And every day, I tell him we’re sold out. Can’t he buy Monopoly instead?