Why did the chicken cross OP’s mother? .

How did the Jewish terrorist die? Hebrew up.

I was born on 09.11.2001 and I suffer of autism Cause: The stork crashed and I’v hit my head

What’s the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer? A farmer shucks between fits.

Computer technology used to be a lot tougher. Back when I was a teenager, mice had balls.

He Who Farts In Church… …Sits In His Own Pew.

Why can’t T-Rexes clap? Because they’re extinct.

So the other day, my friend told me that I have no idea what irony meant… Which was pretty ironic, considering we were at a bus stop.

Do arcades ever clean the joysticks? ‘Cause I’ve sucked on a few and they tasted awful.

Why did the chicken fall into the well? Because she couldn’t see that well.