You really shouldn’t mess with rickshaw drivers They run the streets.

Did you hear? Oxygen and Magnesium are dating. When I found out I was like OMg!

Where do banana slaves go to work? Plantaintions.

TIL that a Russian submarine was accidentally destroyed by a Russian warship that mistook it for an enemy submarine. Oops, wrong sub!

Can someone tell me that Johnny go deeper joke from 15 years ago? I was in middle school and can’t remember it completely.

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool’s gold? Iron Pirate

What is it called when you eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch at noon? Cinnamon Toast Brunch

This DLC is getting out of hand… The DVLA want me to pay 60 to add three points to my driving license, because I beat my high score!

There’s nothing scarier than a squirrel who’s not afraid of you.

I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don’t really know Y