Castlevania 2: Simon’s Quest

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test? Because it multiplied by dividing.

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business.

What did ELO say once they found out their stripper was a hermaphrodite? You’ve got a strange vag-dick.

Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.

Ever hear the one about the Chinese Godfather? He made him an offer he couldn’t understand.

Did you hear about the Hollywood actress that got murdered…? Person 1: Her name was Reese, errr, Reese, Reese whatshername… Person 2: Witherspoon? Person 1: No, with a knife.

Why don’t people tell many jokes about the reverend Jim Jones? The punchline is too long.

A QA tester walks into a bar… and orders 1 beers and orders 5 beers and orders 9999 beers and orders -1 beers and orders foobar beers

(dark humor) In the used cars for sale add i am selling very little used wife whole or in pieces.