Somewhere between murder and suicide There’s Merseyside

How do your organize a space party? You planet! (It won’t turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

why should you be afraid if you see a bull chasing after you? Well. I don’t know about you guys, but I wouldn’t want something that horny chasing me!

Two things I will never grasp in life: 1. What to write in birthday cards. 2. What to do when people are singing happy birthday to me.

A pizza delivery guy knocks on the door Two men answer the door and invite him inside. They ask him if he wants to have a threesome. He replies, “just the tip please”.

why does a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer? she can clean her crack and sell it again

What’s Shakespeare’s favorite video game? Sonnet the hedgehog

Hey, do you guys remember Sex Ed from High School? He’s in jail now.

What do gay Polish men like most up their arse? Poles.

What sexual position makes the ugliest babies? Ask your mom